Sex. It’s happening all over the world, all the time. (Millions of people are probably getting it on as you’re reading this article.)

Maybe you’ve listened to your favorite playlist one too many times. Maybe you want something to distract you while you’re sorting laundry. Or maybe you’ve been wanting to listen to podcasts for a while but just didn’t know where to start. Wherever you’re coming from, we’ve got 5 podcasts, ranging from romantic to straight-up raunchy, to add to your queue.

Sometimes you get back together with an ex and it’s really good. Sometimes you simply remain friends. And sometimes the thought of your former love makes you throw up a little. This guide is here for you when the ex situation sucks, but you have to deal with them anyway.

Whether you’re mending a broken heart or falling head over heels, sometimes a few wise words can go a long way. With that in mind, we’ve spiffed up some of our favorite sayings to make you smile or get you in the mood. Just in time for the long weekend.