If you think condoms aren’t for you, you just haven’t found the right one yet.

Before he busts a nut, allow us to bust these withdrawal myths. (Sorry, we can't resist puns.)

"The procedure doesn’t affect your ability to have sex in any way."

"When it comes to the condom, it’ll always be a friend you can depend on."

"For it to be effective, you’ve got to have some serious skill."

“It’s sort of like one of those jelly bracelets from the 80s.”

“What you’re looking at is no reproductive system. This is a woman’s arm.”

Birth control that goes inside the uterus? It’s pretty damn sweet.

New research finds that getting to know your partner leads to better sex.

“Poof. It's like magic. Well I don't like magic. It's weird.”

“Add a dash of sperm and blammo! It’s baby time.”

Not-so-shocking news: People like sex, whether or not it involves using a condom.