March 2021 horoscopes: Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes

March showers bring…wait, no, that’s April showers. So it’s still winter. But even so, the ground is beginning to shift and make room for new life to shoot up in the coming months. March will bring the first rumblings of change, and we are HERE. FOR. IT. That’s not to say that change always feels smooth or easy—we said rumblings, didn’t we? Not caresses or soft kisses. But if we can ride it out (and we can), it will be so worth it.

Pisces

February 19th - March 20th
You’ll get all the sweet romantic time you need with your love interest early this month—that is, if you can avoid some potential communication pitfalls that could send you into a state of discord mid-month. Even minor misunderstandings are capable of sending you into an emotional tailspin during this delicate time. Things will go far better if you can get ahead of any crises by communicating about your expectations and needs. If you can find clarity and understanding with your partner, the end of the month will bring a more playful flow for the two of you.

Aries

March 21st - April 19th
Though you don’t love when things feel slow, a general spaciousness and quiet quality to this month will allow you to go inward and get clear on your feelings about somebody important. Finding this clarity will help things move faster when your love life ignites towards the end of the month. Excitement awaits you, both on dates and in the bedroom, as you enjoy a deepening connection with your love interest.

Taurus

April 20th - May 20th
Your sweet times with your lover this month may not make it out the front door of your home. Which, let’s be honest, you don’t mind even when there’s not a pandemic going on. Cuddly love at home is your favorite kind of love. You may also be a little lower energy right now and wanting to focus on reserving your strength for the plans you’ve been making. Home renovation, financial planning, or other weighty matters may feel overwhelming, but if you rest up this month, you’ll be ready to handle it all soon.

Gemini

May 21st - June 20th
A fiery burst of motivation will lead to your putting lots of energy into a work project. But watch out for the possibility that you may be going at it a bit impulsively. Working harder rather than smarter will be a potential pitfall this month. It may be a better idea to preserve your energy by holding off on taking action until you’re clear on the best plan of attack. The end of the month will bring a smoother flow for you and will turn your attention from your hustle to some enjoyment of the finer things in life.

Cancer

June 21st - July 22nd
The first half of this month will be a sweet, sensitive, and safe time in your love life. You will be speaking the language of feelings with your love interest, and there’s nothing you love more. But there may be trouble in paradise as the month goes on and a conflict arises between you that you’d rather not have to face. If you can gently bring it up before any resentment builds, your relationship can be strengthened by it and you’ll be able to avoid any real unpleasantness.

Leo

July 23rd - August 22nd
Though you’d rather there be more good vibes than getting-into-it vibes, it seems that there’s some deep inner work for you to do that you just can’t avoid any longer. Especially in your relationship. If you’re single, this may be manifesting as attraction to love interests who draw you towards dealing with the hard stuff. Facing what’s coming up will take courage, but that’s kind of what lions are famous for. The hard work won’t last forever, either, and by the end of the month, everything will have lightened up a lot.

Virgo

August 23rd - September 22nd
Stress may feel like it’s closing in on you this month, and you may find yourself needing to reach out for help. This may be hard for you, you adorable little control freak, but remember that you’re always there for others and they will be happy to have the chance to be there for you. While not everybody has your standards, it’s ok to let them help you in their own, less-than-perfect way. No matter what, many hands make for light work. And getting a little help from your friends will absolutely get you through some tough spots this month.

Libra

September 23rd - October 22nd
Romance will be the theme for you at the beginning of this month, but tides will shift quickly. Later in the month, watch out for some unsavory emotions to arise in your relationships. Always the diplomatic one, you can handle it better than most. Especially if you are able to use your award-winning ability to stay focused on peacemaking, rather than getting carried away by heated emotions. Setting strong boundaries and not getting involved in unnecessary drama will also help you through this month.

Scorpio

October 23rd - November 21st
Though there may be tensions in some areas of your life, this month will bring a swell of sweet, sensitive romance that will soften any hard edges that have come between you and your lover lately. Towards the end of the month, the heat will turn up on your sex life, and you’ll get to focus on expressing that famed Scorpio passion between the sheets. It may be the perfect time to try out something new and kinky as you deepen the trust and communication in your relationship.

Sagittarius

November 22nd - December 21st
Relationship tensions this month may lead you to try to distract yourself with something positive, like redecorating your space. Even if you aren’t traveling much right now, you can always bring a worldly vibe to your nest with a few additions. (Just be careful of that Sagittarius inclination towards overkill—this is not the time for a go big or go home approach.) By the end of the month, whatever’s been off between you and your love interest will click back into place and you’ll be able to be present in your relationship again.

Capricorn

December 22nd - January 19th
You may feel the need to take it easy during the first part of this month, and to enjoy quiet pleasures (either with a love interest or solo). And it’s a good idea to get the R&R while you can, because in the second half of this month, you won’t have the chance. Expect lots of passion. But whether it’s good passion, like the kind that leaves you sweaty and spent, or not-so-good passion, like the kind that leaves you exhausted from arguing with anyone and everyone, will be up to you. Focus your energy where you want to see movement in your life, not on the petty stuff, and you’ll come out on top.

Aquarius

January 20th - February 18th
Big changes are hitting your life right now, and it’s likely shaking up all of your relationships. Though you are moving at the pace that you know is right for you, some of the people closest too you may be feeling a bit shellshocked by all the change. Put your energy into plenty of extra communication right now, which will help the people around you adjust and support you better. Things will start to feel a little easier towards the end of the month.

XOXO,
Bedsider

P.S. The breaking news is that if you have a vagina, you have vaginal discharge.