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LOL.OMG.WTF. Sex advice from celebrities

Famous people are always good for juicy quotes on sex and relationships. Read on and let us know who got it right and who got it oh so wrong.

Cameron Diaz: “The best time of day for sex is anytime because it’s sex.”

Drew Barrymore: “Love is the hardest habit to break and the most difficult to satisfy.”

Sherri Sheppard: “Fat sex, skinny sex, if you love the way you look and you love your body, then it doesn’t matter, the sex is gonna be good. Because I’ve seen celebrities that have sex tapes and they are skinny and they are boring as hell. I got a girlfriend pushing 250 and she is a good time… You can get freaky at any size and it can be good.”

Gwyneth Paltrow: “The best way to mend a broken heart is time and girlfriends.”

Kevin Bacon: “Keep the fights clean and the sex dirty.”

Jennifer Lawrence: “Don’t make a sex tape.”

Olivia Wilde: “You can lie to your relatives at Christmas dinner and tell them everything on the home front is just peachy. But you cannot lie to your vagina.”

Taylor Momsen: "I'm a promoter of masturbation. Don't sleep around—learn yourself first! Guys do, but girls don't. And that's why girls have so many bad experiences. But you can know your body, know yourself, know what feels good… You don't have to give yourself away to have sexual relevance.”

Emily Blunt: “Make sure you surround yourself with kind and generous people. They might be exciting—or you might want to be with the bad boy or whatever—but make sure they're kind.” (*Said to her by her mom.)

John Waters: “If you go home with somebody, and they don’t have books, don’t fuck ‘em.”

Joseph Gordon-Levitt: "The most important thing, married or single, is that you can't compare your life to overly simplified fantasy figures on TV, in movies, or in magazines. Every human being is unique. Every relationship is unique. If you're in it, it's your job to find out what's unique about it. I don't think you should be in a relationship and downgrade it because it doesn't look the same as some Hollywood image."

Sarah Silverman: "Dear Men, Just b/c we don't need you anymore doesn't mean we don't WANT you! Love forever, Women."

Eva Longoria: "Every woman should try a Brazilian wax once. And then the sex they have afterward will make them keep coming back."

Kristen Stewart: “Don’t be an asshole. That’s my advice. Don’t be mean. Don’t take shit. Don’t settle."

And if you’re having sex, our advice is don’t forget the birth control.

XOXO,
Bedsider

P.S. Have you seen the latest Guy’s Guide videos? It’s birth control info for the dudes in your life.

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